Once upon a time there was a tourist guide who was working for a posh company doing a tour to upmarket clients. He met this lady with her friend travelling together. The lady had a row with her friend who left her in the middle of the tour. The guide chatted up the lady and the lady was flattered by the attention given to her. They had a romantic meal and in the middle of the meal, the tourist guide asked: “Would you mind giving me your friend’s phone number?” “Yes, I do mind, actually,” answered the lady and left him there and then. The End.